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BRIDE: “How much are we paying for the band?”
GROOM: “Fifty-five hundred, I think.”
BRIDE: “Do you think they’d give us a discount if we, maybe, told the lead singer to stay home?”
” — Bride from VA, while reviewing the final costs of her big day.“Do your parents really need to sit together?” — Bride from NJ, while piecing together her seating chart for the reception.